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  SAMUEL BECKETI

  M. KRAP

  Two years already! Only two !

  MME. KRAP

  (At the height of excitation ) Let

  him get out of the neighborhood,

  the city, the county, the country,

  let him go croak in - in the

  Balkans ! (A knock) As for me I -

  MME. PIOUK

  Come in .

  (Enter Jacques)

  M. KRAP

  What do you want?

  jACQUES

  Monsieur rang?

  M. KRAP

  Of course not. The port.

  jACQUES

  At once, Monsieur. (Exit)

  (A silence)

  MME. MECK

  You were saying?

  MME. KRAP

  I wash my hands of it. (She gets

  up painfully) I 've had enough.

  ( Goes painfully to the door)

  Enough . (Exit)

  MME. PIOUK

  That's the way she can ' t get up.

  MME. MEeK

  Where is she going?

  M. KRAP

  (With a sigh) To the toilet probably. She goes there from time to

  time.

  (A silence)

  MME. MECK

  You look marvellous.

  MME. PIOUK

  She isn 't serious.

  MME. MEeK

  What?

  MME. PIOUK

  Violette. They' re idle words.

  MME. MEeK

  Of course . Washing her hands of

  him ! Her only child ! Can you

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  imagine !

  (A knock)

  M. KRAP

  (Too low) Come in.

  MME. MECK

  A mother doing that!

  (Another knock)

  MME. PIOUK

  Come in ! (Enter Jacques carrying

  a tray. He looks for a place to put

  it) Place it on the chair. ( He

  places the tray on Mme. Krap's

  chair) On the other one. (He

  places it on the other chair) You

  will ask Marie to come and clear

  the table .

  jACQUES

  Very good, Madame. (Exit)

  MME. PIOUK

  When one has servants one is no

  longer in one 's own home .

  MME. MECK

  They' re needed all the same.

  (A silence)

  MME. PIOUK

  I 've been without news for so

  long. So is there something new

  in this business?

  M. KRAP

  What business?

  MME. PIOUK

  This business of Victor.

  M. KRAP

  Not one new item.

  MME. MECK

  It appears that he comes as far as

  Rue Spontini to dig around in the

  garbage cans.

  M. KRAP

  I wasn ' t told anything.

  MME. PIOUK

  You don 't seem to care a bit.

  M. KRAP

  You mean that?

  MME. MECK

  I never understood a thing about

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  this business.

  M. KRAP

  Dramatically speaking, my wife's

  absence serves no purpose.

  (Mesdames Piouk and Meek

  exchange looks. A knock)

  MME. PIOliK

  Oh, come in !

  (Enter Marie . Tray business. Exit

  Marie)

  Do you want some?

  MME. MEeK

  A drop.

  MME. PIOUK

  And you, Henri?

  M. KRAP

  Thank you, no.

  (Mme. Piouk serves Mme. Meek)

  MME. MEeK

  Oh that's too much ! I ' ll be tipsy!

  (She drinks) It's s_trong!

  (Mme. Piouk serves herself,

  empties her glass in one gulp,

  pours herself a second) She 's

  been long.

  MME. PIOUK

  "What?

  MME. MEeK

  Violette has been long.

  M. KRAP

  You think so?

  MME. PIOUK

  But something must be don e ! He

  can ' t be left like that.

  M. KRAP

  Like what?

  MME. PIOUK

  In that - that sordid inertia.

  M. KRAP

  And if it's what he wants .

  MME. PIOUK

  But it's a disgrace to the family!

  MME. MEeK

  It's not right at his age .

  MME. PIOliK

  It will kill Violette.

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  M. KRAP

  You don ' t know her.

  (A silence)

  MME. PIOUK

  (To Mme . Meek) How is the

  general? (A silence) Or should I

  say field-marshal?

  (Handkerchief of Mme. Meek)

  M. KRAP

  Come now, Marguerite, think

  about what you're saying.

  MME. PIOUK

  I don ' t understand.

  M. KRAP

  There 's a shade of difference

  between mourning-wear and chic.

  MME. PIOUK

  Oh, poor Jeanne, I didn ' t know,

  I ' m dreadfully sorry, forgive me,

  forgive me.

  MME. MEeK

  (Drawing upon the military tradi-

  tion ) His last breath was for

  France.

  (A knock)

  MME. PIOUK

  That is becoming impossible .

  M. KRAP

  We would be better off leaving the

  door open . Or roundly doing

  away with it.

  (Another knock)

  MME. PIOUK

  So just come in for crying out

  loud !

  (Enter Jacques)

  jACQUES

  Doctor Piouk.

  M. KRAP

  Don ' t know him .

  MME. PIOUK

  Andre ! (Rushes out)

  M. KRAP

  Who?

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  MME. MECK

  Her husband.

  M. KRAP

  (To Jacques) Have you seen

  Madame?

  jACQUES

  Madame has gone out, Monsieur.

  M. KRAP

  Gone out!

  jACQUES

  Yes, Monsieur.

  M. KRAP

  On foot?

  jACQUES

  Yes, Monsieur.

  M. KRAP

  She didn 't say where she was

  going?

  jACQUES

  Madame didn ' t say anything,

  Monsieur.

  M. KRAP

  That will do.

  (Exit Jacques)

  MME. MECK

  Vive la France! Then came the

  coma.

  M. KRAP

  I beg your pardon?

  MME. MECK

  I was reliving Ludovic's last moments.

  M. KRAP

  And then what?

  MME. MECK

  Raising himself roughly into a

  sitting position, he cried out, Vive

  la France! Then he fell back and

  went into his death rattle.

  M. KRAP

  He was able to raise himself into a

  sitting position?

  MME. MEeK

  Yes, to the great amazement of

  every one of us. (Enter Madame

  and Dr. Piouk. He is a hideously

  ugly man . Embarrassed silence.

  Introductions. Dr. Piouk sits

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down)

  MME. PIOUK

  A bit of port, my darling?

  DR. PIOUK

  Thank you.

  MME. PIOUK

  Thank you yes or no thank you?

  DR. PIOUK

  No thank you.

  M. KRAP

  You ' ll excuse me for not getting

  up. I have a slight pain in the ­

  I ' m tired.

  DR. PIOUK

  You are suffering?

  M. KRAP

  Dying.

  MME. MECK

  Come, come, Henri, calm down.

  M. KRAP

  And I have every intention of

  amazing nobody.

  MME. MECK

  Henri !

  M. KRAP

  By raising myself into a sitting

  position.

  MME. PIOUK

  Where is Violette?

  M. KRAP

  My unbefitting position. Ha! Ha!

  DR. PIOUK

  A little port, after all .

  (Mme. Piouk serves him)

  MME. MECK

  She went out.

  M. KRAP

  What?

  MME. MECK

  Marguerite is asking where

  Violette is. I am telling her she

  went out.

  MME. PIOUK

  (Decanter in hand) Went out!

  M. KRAP

  On foot.

  MME. MECK

  Without saying where she was

  go mg.

  M. KRAP

  She won ' t be long getting back.

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  MME. PIOUK

  She told you?

  M. KRAP

  She's never long getting back.

  MME. MEeK

  May what you say be the truth.

  M. KRAP

  Why?

  MME. MECK

  I ' ll be able to leave with an easy

  mind.

  M. KRAP

  My son 's way is the truth.

  MME. PIOUK

  Henri !

  M. KRAP

  I ' m cutting loose.

  MME. MEeK

  (Pursuing her train of thought)

  Without seeing her in my mind's

  eye, all bloody, run over by a

  truck.

  M. KRAP

  It's she who runs over the trucks.

  DR. PIOUK

  ( Getting up) My darling -

  M. KRAP

  My darling, my darling.

  DR. PIOUK

  It is time we left.

  M. KRAP

  Jeanne.

  MME. MECK

  Henri.

  M. KRAP

  You remember the early days of

  my marriage to Violette?

  MME. MEeK

  Do I remember!

  M. KRAP

  Before we ' d learned to appreciate

  each other.

  MME. MEeK

  Those were the good old days.

  M. KRAP

  Did I have occasion to say darling

  to her?

  MME. MEeK

  You used to coo.

  M. KRAP

  I can 't imagine .

  DR. PIOUK

  (Still standing) Marguerite.

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  MME. PIOUK

  I ' m coming, darling.

  M. KRAP

  My wife will be so sorry. Terribly

  so.

  MME. MECK

  Me too, I should also be going.

  M. KRAP

  But you ' re staying.

  MME. M:ECK

  That is -

  M. KRAP

  You see , the world outside is

  calling to her, but she makes a

  point of holding out. But Marguerite has never been led by

  anything but her own inclinations.

  I ' m not saying this for your benefit, Doctor.

  MME. PIOUK

  You ' re being ungracious, Henri.

  M. KRAP

  (Without warmth) Stay for dinner,

  we 're having cold cuts.

  DR. PIOUK

  Most kind. Unfortunately we are

  expected elsewhere.

  M. KRAP

  (To Mme. Meek, lewdly) Aren ' t

  they i n a hurry!

  MME. MEeK

  Be patient just five more minutes.

  M. KRAP

  Come come, a little restraint.

  MME. MEeK

  I will bring you back. In the

  Delage.

  DR. PIOUK

  How about it, Marguerite?

  MME. PIOUK

  Whatever you like, my darling.

  M. KRAP

  The longer you wait, the better it

  l S .

  MME. PIOUK

  I would so have liked you -

  Violette to get to know you.

  (Dr. Piouk sits down again. A

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  silence)

  M. KRAP

  Vous prenez u n cigare ?

  DR. PIOUK

  Thank you.

  M. KRAP

  Thank you yes or no thank you?

  DR. PIOUK

  I don 't smoke.

  ) (A silence)

  MME. MECK

  (Together) I -

  MME. PIOUK

  MME. MECK

  Oh, sorry. You were saying?

  MME. PIOUK

  Oh, nothing. Go on.

  (A silence)

  M. KRAP

  Well, jeanne, spit it out.

  MME. MECK

  (Upon reflection) My goodness, I

  don 't know any more.

  (A silence)

  M. KRAP

  Incapable of reflection myself, it is

  my organs that have taken over.

  (A silence) It is with you, Doctor,

  that I am striving to open communication .

  DR. PIOUK

  Oh, you know, I ' m not much of a

  talker.

  MME. PIOUK

  He thinks so much !

  M. KRAP

  Nonetheless, what I 've just said

  isn 't devoid of intelligence .

  DR. PIOUK

  It is meaningless.

  M. KRAP

  Wait a minute ! Meaning what?

  DR. PIOUK

  You are your organs, Monsieur,

  and your organs are you.

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  M. KRAP

  I am my organs?

  DR. PIOUK

  That is so.

  M. KRAP

  You are frightening me .

  MME. MECK

  (Sniffing out free medical advice)

  And me, Doctor, am I also my

  organs?

  DR. PIOUK

  Without the least bit left over,

  Madame.

  M. KRAP

  What a pleasure to meet at last an

  intelligent man !

  MME. PIOUK

  (Ecstatically) Andre !

  M. KRAP

  Please do go on. Elaborate on this

  grandiose train of thought.

  DR. PIOUK

  This isn ' t the right time.

  M. KRAP

  Before the return of that heap of

  obsolete organs known as my wife .

  MME. PIOUK

  Henri !

  DR. PIOUK

  Please.

  M. KRAP

  You ' re going to force me to visit

  your office.

  (A knock)

  MME. PIOUK

  Come in.

  (Enter Jacques)

  jACQUES

  Mademoiselle Skunk.

  (Enter Mademoiselle Skunk, an

  alluring young lady. Greetings,

  hers glum . Exitjacques)

  MME. PIOUK

  You remember me?


  MllE. SKUNK

  Of course .

  MME. PIOUK

  It was two years ago, at Evian .

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  SA.1UEL BECKEIT

  Mll.E. SKUl'K

  What was I doing there?

  (A silence)

  MME. ProuK

  May I introduce you to my husband, Doctor Piouk.

  (Mlle. Skunk sits down in Mme.

  Krap's seat)

  MME. MEeK

  You look marvellous.

  MME. ProuK

  A bit of port?

  Mll.E. SKUl1{

  If you like .

  M. KRAP

  Doctor.

  DR. Proul<.

  (Torn from his thoughts, makes a

  show of giving a start) Did someone call my name?

  M. KRAP

  I ' m wondering of what use you're

  going to be in this farce.

  DR. PIOUK

  (Upon mature reflection ) I hope

  that I will be able to be useful.

  MME. MEeK

  (Worried) I don ' t understand.

  DR. PIOUK

  And your role, my dear sir, is it

  very clear-cut?

  M. KRAP

  It is being cut.

  DR. PIOUK

  Yet you are on stage .

  M. KRAP

  So it appears.

  MME. MEeK

  I absolutely must go .

  M. KRAP

  Go, my dear Jeanne, go, since go

  you absolutely must. We don 't

  need you.

  Mll.E. SKUl'K

  Where is Violette?

  DR. ProuK

  (To M. Krap) Forcing things a bit

  you might perhaps manage to

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  amuse the rubbernecks.

  M. KRAP

  You think so? From the bottom of

  your heart?

  DR. PIOUK

  I say it as I think it.

  M. KRAP

  That is a possibility I hadn ' t

  caught sight of.

  MllE. SKUNK

  Where is Violette?

  MME. MEeK

  It is a getting worrisome .

  M. KRAP

  What are you saying?

  MME. MECK

  Olga is asking where Violette is

  and I am saying it is getting worrisome.

  M. KRAP

  What is getting worrisome?

  MME. MECK

  This inordinate absence.

  M. KRAP

  Inordinate absence ! Only Jeanne

  comes up with words like that.

  MllE. SKUNK

  Where did she go?

  MME. MECK

  That we do not know.

  M. KRAP

  Driven by who knows what she left

  the house on a sudden impulse,

  on foot. For the longest time we

  thought she was in the toilet.

  That's it, right, Doctor?

  DR. PIOUK

  Intricate to a fault. Keep at it.

  MllE. SKUNK

  She asked me to come by before

  dinner.

  M. KRAP

  She had to speak to you?

  MllE. SKUNK

  Yes, about things that couldn 't

  wait.

  M. KRAP

  She had to speak to me as well, so

  it appears. In fact it is the only

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  reason why I am here among you ,

  as you can easily imagine. And yet

  she still hasn 't told me anything.

  MME. MEeK

  (To Mlle. Skunk) Have you seen

  Victor?

  M. KRAP

  Right now I ' m the one who goes

  to speak to him.